I have a lot of OTPs with no fanfics.

Yet, I am too lazy to even write one.

I’m starting to get depressed. 

#4: As soon as Haymitch told Johanna that Finnick hadn’t made it, she bolted to the hospital in 13. Johanna knew where the patients on morphling were. She had their room numbers, schedules, and names memorized. She ran into the room of an eighteen year old boy still recovering from the bombing of his district. Johanna knew she had to be quick, for Haymitch would come after her soon. She sat on the edge of the bed and lay her hand on the boy’s. “I’m just gonna borrow this for a minute.” she said to him. Johanna took the morphling tube from the boy and injected it into her arm. She leaned her head back in pleasure then looked at the boy and stroked his ash-stained cheek. “Thank you,” she whispered. “Johanna!” she heard. Haymitch ran into the room and marched over to Johanna, his boots making scuffling sounds on the floor. “That’s it, Jojo. No more morphling for you.” “No, Haymitch!” She swat at his hands as he tried to take the morphling from her. She screamed and kicked, falling onto the floor. Haymitch stood over her, a massive giant with a concerned look on his face. Johanna felt dizzy and hoped that the hallucinations would kick in and take her to her dream world. Haymitch yanked the morphling cord and the tube jumped from Johanna’s arm. She yelped in pain and a hand flew to where the needle was. Haymitch carefully injected the morphling back into the boy and Johanna stared, scuttling backwards. Her back hit the wall and she folded in on herself, her body racking with sobs. Her best friend was dead. They had made promises. Johanna was going to live with Finnick and Annie back in Four. He said he wanted her to so he could teach her how to love the water again. He wanted to teach her how to swim. When Haymitch was done with the boy, he knelt beside Johanna. “Why do you do this to yourself, Jojo?” Johanna looked up at Haymitch. “Because it helps me,” she answered. “When I get hallucinations I’m in a world where my family is there and Finnick and we’re all right. It takes me back to the way it used to be. When it was just Finnick and me in the Capitol. The morphling gives him back to me. It gives me my best friend back. The one I made fun of and the one the made fun of me. I laughed with Finnick and cried with him. I’ve told him more about myself than I ever told my mother when she was alive! I’ve always needed Finnick. I still do.”

foreverwildd:

why do teachers think I have enough time between emotional breakdowns to do homework

buster-cumbersnatch:

maxterbate:

is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck

I seriously need an answer to this

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 
FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

sxwzd:

how blatantly wrong is saying “lighten up a bit” to somebody suffering from a mental disorder, please check yourself before you wreck yourself.

ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts